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FAITH-BASED
SEX

by
The Reverend Dr. Susan Block

Everybody’s
talking about Faith. Yes, indeed. The F Word is on
the tip of every tongue of every preacher, every pollster, every pundit,
every pious puritan, paranoid programmer and pontificating
prude. Now that’s a lot of P-P, but we’re talking about the F-Word here.
So it's
official:
FAITH
is
IN.
And all
I can say is: Hallelujah! Because heathen horny housewife that I am, I’ve
got Faith with a capital F. I’ve got Faith in the Power of Sex.
That's
right. Here
at my house, otherwise known as the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic
Arts & Sciences, we embrace
the F-word(s). Yes, indeed. We are People of Faith. Praise the Lord, and
the Lady (especially the ladies). We
have Faith in the Laying Down of Arms and the Laying On of Hands. We
have Faith in the Power of Sex. We have Faith in the Glory of Pleasure. We
have Faith up the Yin-Yang. Can I hear an Amen? Can I hear an Awomen?
Our Faith
is as strong as a young man’s erection. Our Faith is as strong as a mature
woman’s desire. Our Faith is as strong as a lustful, loving couple’s
pure burning need to devour each other in an instant, and yet cherish each
other forever. We have Faith in the healing power of touch, in the glory
of love that
is
tangible
as well as spiritual. We believe that the power to give pleasure is the greatest
power we have. Yes, indeed.
We
have Faith in the Wondrous Vulva and the Soaring Dick, not Chickenhawk
Pussies like Bush or Dickless Dickheads named Dick. We have Faith in the
Power and Glory of Woman, the Feminine Mind and the Open Soul, the All-Mighty
Clit, the Nurturing Breast, the Seductress' Lips and the Mother's Fierce
Love for all Children of Sex. We have Faith in the Power and Glory of
Man, the Masculine Muscle and the Strong Scientist, the Man Who Penetrates
with Skill and Savoir Faire, the Man with Balls, the Man who
can Fight the Terror with Love.


"God is Great~ The Goddess is Greater" T-Shirts
in Dr. Suzy's Shopping Heaven
FAITH-BASED
FASHIONS FOR ALL YOUR PASSIONS

We have
Faith in the Power of Enlightenment, the Glory of Reason, the Revelations
of Darwin and Gandhi, Spinoza and Kinsey, Sappho and Collette, Mae
West and
Emma Goldman.
We have
Faith in Revolutions We Can
Dance To.
We have
Faith in the glory and integrity of our beautiful, fragile bodies and
our right to LIVE and enjoy them any which way we want to, as long as
it’s consensual. We have Faith in Life that begins when we are born, when
we take our first sacred Breath of Life. Hallelujah. We have Faith in Sex
that is not just for procreation (overcrowding our tiny, precious Earth),
but for recreation, revolution, art, health, the expression of love, and
yes, sometimes, just for the taste of it....
We have
Faith in the power of sex for pleasure,
not sex sublimated into war, rape,
terror and oppression.
We have Faith in the G-Spot and the P-Spot, our gateways to the Rapture
within us.
We have Faith in the Glory of Female
Ejaculate, baptizing us in the ecstatic Holy
Waters of Sex. We
have Faith
in the Power of Male Ejaculate--in the Joyful, Bountiful Spilling of Seed.
We have Faith that there is a Land of Milk and Honey flowing in
and out of all of us, making all of us Brothers and Sisters. Blessed are
the
SEXUAL for
we integrate, copulate, cogitate, educate, masturbate, demonstrate, celebrate,
fornicate, jubilate, and we shall inherit the Earth, and the Sun and the
Moon, Venus and Mars, the Lover-Crossed Stars, Uranus (and mine), and
the planetoid
Eros too.


"The Land of Milk & Honey" ... TARSUS
Inspired by The 10 Commandments of Pleasure  We have
Faith in the Glory of Freedom of Speech, even when we don’t want to see
or hear your crapola anymore than you want to see or hear ours.
We have
Faith in the Bonobo
Way of Peace through Pleasure, not Perma-War for Fun
and Profit. And though our bonobo cousins are more highly endangered
then ever, thanks to human wars, pollutants and poaching, we have Faith that
we can save them before it’s too late. And
when I say “save,” I don’t mean saved from some mythical Hell, I mean SAVED
from extinction. And if we can save them, at least
some of them, we have Faith that they can help us to save ourselves. We
have Faith in Heaven on Earth. Yes indeed. We have Faith
in the miraculous beauty of our oceans and forests, our fellow animals
and
our
own
pleasure-loving, heavenly bodies. We have Faith in
the knowledge that if we don't act decisively to preserve our Heaven, then
Hell will be upon us—and that's no myth--rising up in the flames of our
industries, burning
our
ozones,
as we blithely commit matricide, laying waste to our Heavenly Mother, the
Earth.
And yea, though
our prognosis is bleak…
Though our Nation has been Hoodwinked by Hoodlums who are putting
Human Beings in Hoods, who have put most of us into the virtual
Hoods of a Faith-Based, Fear-Induced Stupor…
Though our Brothers and Sisters over in ancient Mesopotamia are dying and
killing en masse in our name…
Though our personal and sexual rights and civil liberties are being threatened,
amended, abused and overruled…
Though crazed fundamentalist thugs of the three major monotheistic religions
who think nothing of chopping off your head on the one hand or bombing your
entire village on the other--seem to be running the world—both sides
with God On Their Side…
And though these same fundy-thugs seem to have
the rest of us regular sexual folks shackled like Christ to
their Crosses of Torture,
Bigotry, Superstition, Terror and War…
STILL we cling to our Faith, the Faith of our Conscience, our Soul and
our Libido, our faith in the healing, therapeutic, awakening
powers
of sex, and in the miraculous glory
of SHARING the pleasures of the world with
all Children of Sex.
And we
all are Children of Sex. We may or may not be Children of God, Jesus,
Allah, Krishna, Buddha or Isis, but, until we start
cloning ourselves, we are all Children of Sex. Amen and Awomen.
 
Dr.
Suzy wears Miss Poppy's Faith-Based Panties
PHOTO: Alex Saglimbeni
These
are Dark Times, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners. But these are
not End Times. We have Faith that after the Darkness
Comes the Dawn, after the Dark Ages came the Renaissance, after the
Frigid 50s came the Sexual
Revolution, and after these dark times, the pendulum will
swing back to sanity, back to sex, back to clean air, love and liberty.
In the Mean Time, in the Darkness, we make fires, we make
art, we make signs, we make waves, we make love...
And this
here is Lovemaking Central, Brothers and Sisters, where
we are Faith Healers, Snake Handlers and Squirt-Baptists. Yes indeed.
We got your Faith RIGHT HERE. This is a Ministry of Sex. This is a Faith-Based
Program we got going here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute (though we receive
no government grants).
This is Church. This is Synagogue. This is Mosque. This is Temple. This is
Sanctuary. This is a House of Worship that we call the
Womb Room, where it’s warm inside, where we divine the Goddesses and the
Gods within our sexual selves. This is a Safe House in the Soul of Downtown
LA, where we, in turns, wait out and do our damnest to thwart the terror
and the horrors of our leaders and some of our neighbors. This is a Theater
of Eros to
offset the Theater
of Cruelty playing all around us.
This is a laboratory where we investigate the many splendored
aspects of
human sexuality
in ways as old as life itself and new as the newest technology, the technology
that brings me to you, opening our hearts and our minds and our legs to each
other, making us intimate in an instant, from your bed, couch or prayer rug
to mine. This is a Mission, Brothers and Sisters, where we have FAITH in
YOU, because we have FAITH in SEX.
Does
that make sense? I don't know. But It doesn’t matter. FAITH doesn’t
have to make sense.
Note
from Dr. Suzy: This
column was extrapolated from my monologue "Faith-Based Sex," broadcast
live on December 4, 2004 on The
Dr. Susan Block Show.
Write Me ! Send me your tired, your poor, your prayers,
fantasies, hate mail, love letters, commentary, photos, questions
and confessions
at liberties@blockbooks.com.

Dr.
Susan Block is a sex educator, cultural commentator, host of The Dr.
Susan Block Show and author of The 10 Commandments of Pleasure.
Visit her website at http://www.drsusanblock.com

© December
22, 2004, Dr.
Susan Block
For reprint rights, please contact rox@blockbooks.com

 
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