Subject: April 10, a day to remember
Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2000 22:39:34 EDT
From: SuperMachiavelli@aol.com
To: drsuzyb@blockbooks.com
Susannina love, hereafter I'm sending you an info which I have written pretty
quickly just for you. Please correct my English if you'll decide to make this
info available to your readers. Ciao. Lasse
APRIL 10, 2000 - A DAY TO REMEMBER!
AFTER THREE CENTURIES OF ABSURD CENSORSHIP AND FORBIDDEN ACCESS TO ALL, THE
"SECRET CABINET" OF ANCIENT "OBSCENE" ART OF NAPLES' "MUSEO ARCHEOLOGICO" IS
GOING TO BE OPEN TO THE PUBLIC!
Hours: 9am-7:30pm every day. Closed on Tuesdays. Entrance: $6.00
For information call Italy: (011-390-81)544-1494
In 1738, during the first archaeological excavation in the area of Pompeii and
Haercolanum (the famous Roman cities buried by the eruption of the Vesuvius
in 79 CE) a huge number of explicit sex art of all kind (statues, paintings,
frescoes, phallic objects, etc.) began to surface to the astonishment of the
prudish historians and authorities of those times. No one had ever imagined
that ancient Greeks and Romans-the forefathers of western civilization-were
living literally surrounded by erotica of such explicit, carnal value! Immediately,
by order of the King of Naples Charles of Bourbon, all objects and artifacts
were taken in secret to a secret place little by little as they were unearthed.
Consequently, they were hidden to everyone, walled into a cabinet and forgotten.
In 1848 King Francis I found out about the forgotten "cabinet" and granted permits
to see the obscene objects "only to mature people of recognized high morality."
During the conquest of Naples by Italian patriot, General Giuseppe Garibaldi
in 1860, the Italian Red Shirts Leader named his friend and comrade of war Frenchman
Alexandre Dumas (the author of the "Three Musketeers") the curator of the Archaeological
Museum of Naples. Dumas discovered the secret cabinet and began classifying
and cataloguing all the artifacts. Within a year Garibaldi ordered the "secret
cabinet" to be open to the public under the name "Pornographic Collection."
Then in 1929, when Italian Dictator Benito Mussolini betrayed the fascist revolution
and made a deal (the infamous Concordate) with the Vatican, the Fascist Major
of Naples (a famed womanizer) had to close the "secret cabinet" again in order
to please conservative, sexophobic Christian-Catholic fanaticsow allied with
the "Duce."
Incredible but true, until today, April 10, 2000, the marvelous erotic artifacts
of our ancestors have been visible only for specific historical research motives,
with a special permit of the Italian Department of the Arts, and only under
personal supervision of a Department's official. In the 60s, since I would rather
piss in the mouth of any so-called authority before asking a "permit" to visit
what has been made by my (and your) ancestors, I corrupted a guard and I gained
access to the "secret cabinet" with a temporary local girlfriend. As I became
aroused pretty quickly by the wonderful explicit sex art openly visible under
my eyes, and by imagining the great sex life of our predecessors inspired by
the marvelous Gods and Goddesses of pre-Christian antiquity, I even had sex
with my local girlfriend behind a column.
It is highly possible that, having Eros being officially recognized through
a ceremony which was broadcast on the world-wide-web from the Dr. Susan Block
Institute of Los Angeles during the last Eros Day, January 22nd, the great God
of Love, Sex and Life has "inspired" the Italian Art Curators to open the "secret
cabinet" despite the heavy religious pressure of the Vatican during this so-called
Holy Year of the Church! Is this the beginning of the New Sex Revolution of
the Years 2000s?
Well, let's touch "wood" and rub our testicles or clits, and hope for the best.
Meanwhile, if you travel to Italy, do not miss this opportunity. What you're
going to see will blow your minds! Long live the Sex Revolution!