loan from Mistress Isabella Sinclaire, proves himself to be such a well-behaved slaveboy that Dr. Suzy lets him polish his long sword against her sharply spiked heel, whereupon he explodes like a benign cluster bomb all over her upturned butt, the Good Doktor requiring him to lick up every drop of his spilt ordnance like a good soldier. In between all the steamy jill-off, jack-off and strap-on action, calls from the Reverend Bookburn and Joe Stinger decry the neorepessive rumblings of our war-stoked Crusaders in Washington. At first, Erica declares "I'm not political," disbelieving that Santorum's rank homophobia, Asscraft's neofascist Patriot Act Reloaded, Alabama's sex toy ban or Bush's State of Permanent War would ever make a dent in her burgeoning E-Glass sales. But, being a bright Anenberg, before the show's end, she recognizes the importance of upholding our civil liberties in the face of encroaching crackdowns. Last but not least, Our Melanie of the Lovely Mammaries, freshly shaved and wet as Spring dew, samples some erotic E-Glassware and, with the able (and oral) assistance of her charming friend Richard, she comes like a May Day SOS !