access! ! Then Christine Beatty, author of "Misery Loves Company," and looking anything but miserable in her sexy leather domme regalia, joins us to celebrate her pussy's second birthday (yes, Christine's a lovely post-op TS, and her pussy is two years old!). High on nothing but life and cake, Christine belts out "Happy Birthday" to her own TS pussy like a rock star. Hedgewig, eat your heart out! Then Dr. Suzy interviews Scott Siedman, whose sensuous, spiritual "Triumph of Eve," "Samba Profunda" and "Baptism" grace the walls of the Speakeasy Gallery. Next up is the Artist Mario Saucedo who often brings Dr. Suzy spectacular works of art and whimsy. Tonight, his offering is a real live woman, a sultry brunette who calls herself Orgasma. At first, she's shy; she's a secretary, not a performer. But she's also very excited, and with just a little encouragement from the always encouraging Dr. Suzy, soon little Orgasma is pleasuring herself with a giant glass dildos. Enter from stage right with a smile and a wink: Big D. Remember Big D? Well, Big D is back, big as ever. Every woman, transsexual, and some of the guys at the Speakeasy adore Big D. He's just so, well, big. And charming. Needless to say, Big D sweeps our little Spanish secretary off her leather boots and takes her for an ultra-Orgasmica RIDE on his Big D. Whooee! Orgasma certainly lives up to her name, multiple times. And Big D lives up to his. And Candy is just indescribably delicious. And everybody dances and plays and celebrates Myrna's B-Day, along with Christine's pussy's b-day, along with life, love, art and sex, for tomorrow we may be censored...