Wollock of MTV's PUNK'D (where their most memorable moment was making Justin Timberlake cry a river as they pretended to be the IRS taking his furniture away), authors of the best-selling "Etiquette for Outlaws" and now "Been There, Done That," according to which Dr. Suzy is a "Sex God." No surprise there. But the book is fun, the perfect bathroom book or holiday gift. Then Dr. Suzy wanders into the audience and finds a group of hot lesbians who had just seen "Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy" on HBO and have come to celebrate the 28th birthday of Eileen, a lovely young environmental designer, honorably discharged from the Navy where she was a First Class Petty Officer. The post-show party soon turns into Eileen's Night Out. At first, she's shy, and stoic as the soldier she's been trained to be. But it's her birthday, and Dr. Suzy, upon sensing a need and a talent, does a little of her trademark "gentle coaxing," and before you know it, Eileen is getting a close to bare bottom birthday spanking and dancing topless, not to mention getting tied up, whipped, groped and handled by various men and women, including her lover Charisse, her girlfriend Lisa, our art curator Kim, our camerawoman Margo, Bondage Master Dave, and our sexy, ultra-gallant Braveheart-in-Residence Big D. It wasn't exactly a Gang Bang; more of a Gang Grope. Between fun and games, Eileen takes a serious moment to speak about her fellow soldiers, including her friends now stationed in Iraq, many of whom don't have proper equipment and have become sitting ducks surrounded by enemies, thanks to the bold miscalculations of the RED states' hero. We support our troops by doing what we can to get them home. Any soldier who's been in Iraq gets a free night of fun at Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy! U.S. Navy First Class Petty Officer Eileen C. can vouch for our values.