with the perfect "Barbie Doll Cross," a miniature version of his marvelous Bondage Cross that has brought so much pain and pleasure to so many friends and lovers at the show. Esteemed Snaketail Whip Mistress Cyan presents her pain-loving Slave Mark, and surprise guest porn star Brooke Hunter (luscious in black leather over-the-knee boots, big bare boobs and golden Lady Godiva hair) and the man who created Erotica LA, the legendary Don Hollywood. Lord Ross and Slave Terry took the whole spanking theme to a new level with a wicked caning. Then Mistress Cyan and Brooke whip Terry's tremendous 38G tattas with mesmerizing precision-rhythmic synchronicity. Plus: Kim dances topless, Yale interns help produce the show, the Reverend Bookburn calls with blasphemous b-day blessings, CJ delivers a naughty b-day poem, and the Hollywood Erotic Museum presents a gorgeous nude of Marilyn Monroe. Also, introducing new elements to our "Republican Torture" Erotic Art Exhibit, including Eben Lehrer's She-Wolf Series, Scott Seidman's Sacred Porn Paintings and Dr. Suzy's new POW Porn collage: "Theater of Cruelty." But the sexy, silly, kinky kooky Porn Klownz--Shmutz, Danger, Caution, Nutz, Malice, Elvis and Ultra-Violent--really "make" this b-day a spanking great b-day. Ultra-Violent even lights Dr. Suzy's b-day candles with the official Klown Blowtorch, hardening Keiko's nubile nipples (she's a pyrophiliac) and generally creating Shock & Awe in the Speakeasy. Adding a touch of SPLOSH to the festivities, Malice in Wonderland sits bare-assed right down in Dr. Suzy's B-Day cake, then the love doctor and the the Klownz lick her clean...well, sticky... Yumm! Frosted buns! Happy Birthday! We are all born from sex—with all due respect to the Virgin Mother: Most mothers are not virgins. We are all born of sperm and egg coitus. We are all Children of Sex. Sex is what brings us into the world, and sex is what motivates us to stick around for a while. Praise the Lord and the Lady! Praise be to the Power and Glory of SEX! It keeps you young...