bed in torrents of female ejaculate (Shayna's)
and a nice shot of male ejaculate (Dr. Phil) too. One wild screaming
squirting session leads to another, with Shayna squirting with Axel,
squirting with Dr. Phil, squirting in bondage, and seemingly squirting
just to cool off everyone around her with a fresh spray of Nectar
d'Aphrodite. It's a Fingerbang Gangbang! She proves it isn't pee
because in between squirts, she gives Brother Love a nice long golden
shower. Politics enters the picture as Shayna demonstrates her devotion
to doing whatever it takes to preserve our civil liberties by sucking
Dr. Suzy's Ayatollah Ashcroft dildo with enough passion to convert
him to paganism. Then Debra, a voluptuous Speakeasy guest, pulls
down her top, hauls off and kicks poor Brother Love in the nuts.
Actually, Debra's not the nut (BL is--in a nice way). Actually she's
reluctant at first, but he begs her to kick him (it's his fetish);
and so she does, with the focused strength and gusto of a star soccer
player. Ouch! He loves it. Meanwhile, Shayna keeps on squirting.
In between sprinkles and gushes, we take an International Squirting
Call--part Italian, part German and part in English--from the living
legendary Lasse Braun, father of modern porn as well Axel's actual
father and the guy who got everybody started on this G-Spot Female
Ejaculation thing in the first place. Meanwhile, Shayna is still
squirting, and now moaning with desire to be plowed in every orifice.
The comic-erotic competition between Axel, Brother Love and Dr.
Phil is intense. After all that squirting, peeing, kicking and going
downtown, who will succeed in playing the knight to Ms. Knight and
actually taking this lusty fraulein to bed? Taunts are thrown, insults
exchanged, challenges issued. Bets are laid. That's right. Brother
Love makes a $100 bet with Axel that Dr. Phil can't rise to the
occasion to have sex with Shayna. Axel is happy to bet on his star
pupil's ability to "get wood," especially against poor
hapless Brother Love (who had just tried and valiantly failed. But
hallelujah, praise the Lord & the Lady, Dr. Phil comes through,
getting it up Viagra-free under the hot lights and the fierce taunts
of his buddies. He then proceeds to make hard, hot, passionate,
lip-locking, deep pussy-plowing, oral, vaginal and crazy anal love
to voracious Shayna, winning $100 for his G-Man mentor, and showing
Dr. Suzy's audience that guys who can make girls squirt get to squirt
too