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Swing Museum
Pussyfruit Swing Museum starts with two Russian guys, one named Boris and another named Mark whose hero is Ronald Reagan (we try to forgive him, recognizing his upbringing in the former Soviet Wasteland, but it's not easy), both of whom smuggled their erotic art collections out of the former USSR, settled in LA, and opened up the Hollywood Erotic Museum right across from Ripley's Believe It Or Not. Next thing you know they're in Dr. Suzy's bed sharing erotic Russian Nesting Dolls, asserting that Republicans are sexual people too, arguing about politics and finally agreeing on vodka as the answer to all disagreements. Then comes Dana DeArmond, "100% Fuckable" MySpace Princess, back by popular demand, with her perpetually perky titties and psychedelic Pussy Fruit tattoo, melted cherries hovering above her shaved, "fourchette" pierced vulva. Army-Brat-Gone-