Photography by:
Lydia Teez
Summer Solstice Sexorama
- June 2005
Broadcasting live from the Garden of Eden with Snake Eve and a tribal gathering of ethical hedonists, Dr. Susan Block lights up the Summer Solstice with Mistress Genevieve's Boobs Flambé, French champagne, gooey sweet honey on Chinese aphrodisiacs, a pair of official Yale hot shorts, "Beautiful Girls," beautiful music, great art, spanking, wanking and outrageous squirting sex. Whooee! It's another hot, wet, wild night @ Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy! Commencing with voluptuous young Jennifer from The OC bouncing into Dr. Suzy's show bed, popping her ample bosom out of her corset, and smilng gamely as Dr. Suzy fastens her nipple clamps. Thus rigged and raring to go, Ms. J gives her "friend with benefits," Chris the Spankable Camera Guy, a solid shorts-down spanking. Next up are Mistress Alexandria and Mistress Crystal who sing a rockin' rendition of "Beautiful Girls" as Dr. Suzy and Mistress G distribute Agavero and Chinese Aphrodisiacs, with a dollop of honey for the Summer Solstice (also known as the "Honey Moon"), to all the Beautiful Girls and Dutiful Guys at the Speakeasy. Then Mistresses A & C reveal their *secrets* : Ms. A is a half Native American Horny Housewife who tells her soon-to-be-ex-husband, right on the air to "Get lost! I'm going to Vegas to marry my girlfriend (Ms. C)." Ms. C revealed that, although she was born a man, she has had all of her male parts quite successfully transformed into female. This being Ms. C's fifth and hottest time at The Dr. Susan Block Show, she wantonly (and with the considerable encouragement of Ms. A, Ms. G, Dr. Suzy and everyone else in the Womb Room) exposes all her womanly parts, including her very nicely shaped C-cup breasts and her utterly convincing vulva/vagina pussypack combo deluxe: A Miracle of Modern Science and Human Nature. Not only does Ms. C's bod look fine--it feels pretty good too, as evidenced by her writhing in fairly continuous ecstasy as Dr. Suzy and Ms A play with her nipples, and Ms G fingers her fully functional puss with her dragonlady redhot fingernails. Mistress Genevieve is in rare form, decked out in tight black latex and showing off for her sexy actress girlfriend Sandy who keeps marveling, "I've never seen Genevieve do anything like this." Ms. G reprises her nipple-lighting trick as a post-b-day treat, and gives Dr. Suzy her famous Kiss of Fire. Then she has to go to the restroom. As those of you who know this show know, Ms. G rarely goes to the restroom offstage. She always finds someone to serve as her personal toilet, and for Solstice, that blessed individual is Rocky Angel, a Bay Area nudist and artist whose paintings hang at the Speakeasy. Ready to go as soon as Rocky lays down, Ms. G's high heels straddle his flanks, and, in a great golden rush, she lets niagara fall all over Rocky's rocks, whereupon he ejaculates, mingling his cream with her fine Chardonnay, and the Speakeasy crowd whoops like a Bacchanalian Coliseum locker room. Into this den of debauchery bravely steps a different kind of angel, one of the lovely Nymphs of Zorbacchus (aka, Col. Jirayr H. Zorthian, the late great artist whose masterworks currently grace the walls of the Speakeasy Gallery), Dr. Suzy's fellow Eli, Alma Cielo (Yale '95). Alma graciously presents Dr. Suzy with an adorable pair of baby blue Yale-embossed hot shorts. Old Eli might be rolling over in his grave, but he's got a smile on his face. Calls come in, screened by Designer Dan, including calls for help in finding the G-spot and giving good cunnlingus. A New York gentleman with a submissive streak and a debonair voice responds orgasmically to Sandy's offer to do him with a strap-on, so moving her that she asks for his phone number. Somewhere in the middle of this, Super Yummy Goddess pops up and says she's "here to serve," and we're just about to ask her to get us another round, when everybody dances off the bed for the after-party, grooving, spanking and flogging to the beat of sexy DJ Danielle with a bunch of cute international couples, including a very chic French husband and wife, Jacques-Philippe and Katherine, who discuss Rousseau and Catherine M as they spank and play. Then we rediscover Jennifer (remember Jennifer?) giving Chris the Camera Guy a blow-job! And we learn that our Chris is packing a rather large lens in his equipment bag. Who woulda thunk it? Chris, ever the gallant, returns the favor and Goes Downtown on happy Jen as Dr. Suzy whacks his behind with her hand-carved Goddess Paddle from the San Diego Zoo. Into the wee-wee hours, it's DJ Kim spinning the sound, and the after-party wanders into the Speakeasy Kitchen, where Speakeasy still photographer Lydia Teez is whipping up a big Mama Mia pot of pasta with pesto sauce. All the last hangers-on eat and drink and unwind from the party, then wind up in another party. A breakfast sex party! As the hot honey-golden summer sun rises through the big glass Speakeasy windows, one kind of eating turns to another, and pretty soon, Lydia and Mark the Republican are eating each other's mouths, kissing passionately as she sits on Designer Dan's lap. Mike the Real Estate Guy dives into position under Lydia's spreadeagled legs, pulls her panties aside and proceeds to chow down on her Delta of Venus with even more gusto than he ate her pesto pasta (pesto pussy?), Larry the TV Producer finds a dildo and sucks a nipple, and before you know it, breakfast is served, and Lil Ms. L is coming and SQUIRTING like a fire hose all over the Speakeasy Kitchen floor. Hallelujah, Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners: Morning Has Broken! Dr. Suzy gets behind the camera on this one, since all the boys want to join in on the (consensual) finger-tongue-and-dildo gangbang of their favorite Speakeasy Photographer. Now that's what you call teamwork, guys. And three cheers and a Big Kiss to Lydia: Breakfast of Champions!
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