Photography by:
Lydia Teez
SeX MAGICK for Katrina Relief
- 2005
"Katrina Speaks!" Dr. Suzy's ode to the revelatory powers of disaster and indictment of "Mr. Preemptive," kicks off "SeX MAGICK for Katrina Relief" with a Thundershower of Truth. Moving from the Water Witch of the Gulf Coast to the Sexy Witch of Wine Country, first up on Dr. Suzy's Show Bed is LaSara Firefox, Pagan Priestess and author of "Sexy Witch." LaSara casts her spell with earthy grace and passion as she speaks about spirituality, sexuality, the lessons of Katrina, and the sources of her sexy witchcraft. Next on The Bed is "America's Soft-Bodied Sweetheart," Daphne Rosen, a really Nice Jewish Girl from Israel who graduated from Amherst and is now putting herself through grad school in psychology by doing porn. Daphne shows off her brains as well as her natural 34F boobs and her pretty, pink, completely shaved vulva, helping Dr. Suzy and LaSara answer callers' questions about all aspects of sex, from how to last longer (Hector from Chicago) to how to come faster (Anna from New York). Not to be outdown by a porn star, LaSara proves she really is a "Sexy Witch," and takes off all her clothes, revealing that she is indeed a natural redhead. Everybody drinks from a giant goblet of red wine, and eats figs and dates and chinese aphrodisiacs. LaSara performs a mysterious Sex Magick Ritual, anointing Dr. Suzy and Daphne with wine, from their toes to their pussies to their hearts to their heads. Then Nancy from Vietnam (who fans will remember from "LUVeR Nite") makes a short but very sweet reappearance with a striptease and a smile. Into this bevy of naked and half-naked female beauties steps a male, Sexy Magickal Cowboy Jeremy on loan from his lovely wife Lisa. Jeremy joins all the ladies in mooning the Womb Room when Jackie from Georgia requests a view from behind. Everybody chimes in to help out Julie from LA who needs to know how to make anal sex easier. Then Gene brings out the cake, and everybody celebrates Margo's b-day, as her lovely boobs pop out of her dress, she makes a wish, and everybody dances naked or half-naked to the sultry rhythms of DJ Simeon, accompanied by his beautiful masked Butterfly. A cute naked guy named Russ (who longtime fans of The Dr. Susan Block Show will remember from The Villa Piacere) masturbates marathon-style as Dr. Suzy and LaSara tease him. It does seem to be Guys-Nite-Out - the Prophet Jeremiah doffs his top, and Jeremy kisses Cristian as the naked and half-naked ladies watch and applaud. It's so nice to see men kissing as opposed to fighting, embracing as opposed to killing each other. So bonobo.
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