LUVeR Nite

	Photography by: Lydia Teez


	LUVeR Nite - 08/13/2005


		LUVeR Nite lives up to its name and then some, from a moving exploration of what it means to be a great luver to an explosive erotic reconciliation between America (represented by Dr. Suzy) and Vietnam (represented by a beautiful young Vietnamese lady named Nancy). The Irreverend Dr. S kicks off LUVeR Nite with a ringing paean to Faith in the Power of Sex, Luv and great LUVeRs, then introduces her Guest of Honor, LUVeR Radio Director, Performance Artist Frank Moore, and his soulfully nude partners-in-crime Linda and Erica. Next up is supermodel-gorgeous Vivid Girl Stefani Morgan. Like so many American porn stars, 19-year-old Stef comes from a conservative Christian family (Conservative Christian families seem to be breeding grounds for porn stars), but she turned away from Red State Values and opened her heart and legs to the power and glory of sex, luv and romance (she likes to do it in dangerous places). Though a bit of a tease, Frank's persuasive hollering and the roar of the Speakeasy congregation gets Sister Stef to dof her jeans and top, showing off those grand supermodel-endless legs and natural pert breasts for all to worship. Then the sensational Mistress Genevieve, resplendent in violet latex, enters the show bed, eager to help everyone consume their Chinese Aphrodisiacs (consensus: they taste weird, but they work!). 6'2" Sister Erin, wearing the most interesting nipple jewelry outside of the Super Bowl, crawls into the show bed, accompanied by 6'7" Brother Robert, both topless and sporting bunny ears. Mistresses Crystal and Alexandria make their entrance, more in luv with each other than ever, and everyone quafs Agavero and Nude Beer and talks about their favorite kinds of luvers (Sister Stef likes to be "thrown on the bed," Erica prefers deep intimacy), and Erin and Frank recite rousing erotic poetry. Inspired, Ms. Genevieve lights Sissy Maid's tits on fire, later pulling up her petticoat and whipping her butt raw on the Sick Kitty Bondage Cross. Meanwhile, the mysterious Jaquel enters the bed in black patent leather and chains, then immediately kicks up her splendid little legs to reveal her pantyless genital charms ~ Praise the Lady! We got your Womb Room right here! Enter the surprise star of the evening - Sister Nancy, our erotic ambassador from the lovely land of Vietnam, a land that invasive Americans tragically decimated over a quarter century ago. Dr. Suzy attempts to apologize for her country's devastating behavior. But sweet, all-forgiving Sister Nancy, born six years after the last Americans hietailed out of there, says "For us, that is the past," and proceeds to dive right into the future by suckling Dr. Suzy's breasts with the kind of luver-strong passion the group had been discussing just moments before. Meanwhile, in the Gallery, surrounded by Zorthian masterpieces, Frank strikes up the Cherotic All-Star Band, jamming intense Industrial-Hypno-Fusion that blows everyone's minds, hearts and genitalia. Kim dances topless, Linda and Erica give Frank an intimate, meditative lapdance, Erin plays the clarinet (both musically and masturbationally) and Dr. Suzy rides Frank's forearm into an ecstatic industrial gruve. Excited by the music and the moment, Sister Nancy entices Dr. Suzy back to the show bed (and how can she refuse a plea for help from Vietnam?), and they fall into a passionate reverie of tribad diplomacy, reconcilational kisses, democratic 69, wild vibratory orgasms and deep pumping strap-on-dildo sex ~ America inside of Vietnam, but this time, in a good way. Erin and Robert, both tall enough to play pro basketball or pick coconuts from palm trees without leaving the ground, now spread their long, lean, half-nude bodies across the show bed. Robert has some very intriguing hooks pierced into his back, and Erin strings a lavender ribbon through the hooks, creating a kind of corset of human skin (still on the human). Then the lanky luvers kiss and eroplay, discovering the intense pleasures of Dr. Suzy's Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator for the very first time. Deitmir comments that he is enjoying everything in the scene tremendously, except the vibrator, which threatens his "ego." Frank is also a vibrator virgin, and being the open-minded and open-legged gentleman that he is, he gives it the machine a whirl. At first he's not too impressed, but when Dr. Suzy sits on Frank's lap as she rotates the vibrator between his legs, he gives it, on a scale of 1-10, a 12. Sometimes even the best machines need a human touch to make them hum. Then some of the young luvers and old lubbers go down the freight elevator and disappear into the alley, while several others stay for breakfast and even more acts of luv ~ revelations of body parts, releases of stress, scenes of erotic drama, intellectual intercourse and testaments of faith in the healing, rejuvenating, creative power of sex, a glittering (or is it flickering?), swinging lightbulb in the darkness of these terror-stricken times.

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