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Dr. Susan
Block's
Dr. Laura Diaries (continued)
August 27, 1998
Wherein the Block Curse is
Joined by the Vanity Fair Curse
And Dr. Laura is Exposed as
Not Just the Queen of Mean,
But the Biggest, Tackiest
Hypocrite of the Modern Age
I just finished reading Leslie Bennetts article on Dr. Laura
in the September issue of Vanity Fair, and all I can say is Yes!
This ones even dishier and dirtier than Janet Wiscombes
piece in LA Times Magazine. The Block Curse is hitting its stride.
Smart journalists across the country are outdoing themselves to bring
Dr. Laura down. As one of my e-mailers, Don(eroticAlien) in
Sherman Oaks, California, wrote recently, My dear Dr. Block,
once again, you are ahead of the curve
the whole truth about
Dr. Laura that you revealed here on this web page years ago, now hits
the mainstream
with Vanity Fair
Bennetts
piece is fantastic. Its just so loaded with dirt, thrown
by friends, former colleagues and ex-lovers of Dr. L. that I feel
like I need to take a bath.
Well, the bigger they come, the
harder they fall. Lauras very über-success has drawn so
much attention to her that she cant hide her tacky little private
life like she used to. Now we get to read all about how Little
Ms. Family Values doesnt speak to her mother or sister.
How Little Ms. Paragon of Virtue had sex with her first radio boss,
Bill Ballance, the day they met, which was before shed even
divorced her first husband. How Little Ms. Moralizer slept with
her current husband, Lew Bishop, before hed gotten divorced.
Of course, I slept with my husband Max when he was just separated,
but then Im not the one who condemns people to hell for shacking
up.
But the worst stuff is what her
old friends and co-workers say about how evil she is.
On the air, its just her words that are cruel; in real life,
the Bitch puts some seriously destructive bite into her bark
An old friend and colleague of hers, Shelley Herman, who used to call
her show with fake problems when no one was calling in with real ones,
calls Dr. Laura the most vengeful, evil person
into finding
out things about her colleagues and using the information to undermine
them.
Tales of rampant backstabbing,
unbridled jealousy, chronic self-absorption, getting co-workers fired,
gloating over the misfortunes of others, and just plain personal noxiousness
abound. Everyone who knows her hates her--and on some
level she knows it, says psychotherapist and former KFI co-worker
Marilyn Kagin, She is such an evil, vicious human being.
This woman is very ill; her envy is so perverse. I cant
believe how she hurts people. I guess even $71.5 million doesnt
heal a wounded psyche.
Amazing, how that word evil
keeps popping up from a variety of sources to describe Dr. Laura,
isnt it, dear Diary?
Just as deliciously damning
as Ms. Bennetts sharply written, dishy-quote-laden prose is
Firooz Zahedis full-page color photo accompanying the article.
I cant imagine, dear Diary, how even tasteless Dr. Laura could
agree to pose like this, making two scrawny muscles like some sort
of scarecrow Valkyrie and sporting a monstrous red skirt that looks
like a fire-resistant, family-size puptent, topped off with a Frenchs
Mustard-colored sash and an embroidered strapless top that ought to
be wrapped around a pillow in an Albanian junk shop. There
she is, in front of her dreary-looking, multi-million dollar Dream
Home, assuming this ludicrous stance that seems to say, Look
at me! Im a lunatic! Actually, the quote from
her in the caption is even sillier: By virtue of what
I do and how I live, I give evidence of Gods presence on earth.
Is this Gods idea of
a bad joke? Nah, but it is Vanity Fairs idea of a good
one. Laura has got to be feeling the pain from this. And
all her millions cant protect her.
Well, she never did apologize
to me, did she? And judging from this article, shes got
lots of folks to apologize to. Oh, how awful this article must
make her feel! And you know she read every word of this one.
Id almost feel sorry for the pathetic little weasel if she werent
such a viperous quack. Little Laura has some serious apologizing
to do
In the meantime, the Block
Curse wont let up. And now I think Ill go take that
bath.
continue to
Wherein Dr. Laura Spouts Flagrant
Two-Faced Twaddle,
As I Holler at the TV Set,
Then Give Her a Bible Lesson
In The Similarities Between
King David and President Bill
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